Smart(fx)

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FAQ's

Question:
How does SMART(fx) compare to, say, the '...ade" or 'tea' drinks?

SMART(fx):
You've tried the others; now try the best. Frankly, these other drinks aren't even in the same class - compare the ingredients. SMART(fx) uses all-natural juices and flavours, is free of any artificial flavours, or sweeteners, or colours, and is preservative-free. The others can't make these claims. Our customers also tell us that with SMART(fx) their thirst is quenched; their energy levels are not artificially helped and then hindered by the addition of large amounts of sugar, etc. People who know and appreciate what they consume choose SMART(fx). People claim to feel great when they drink SMART(fx).

Question:
What is SMART(fx)?

SMART(fx):
It's an incredibly funky, radical, bold, yet soothing elixir (and it makes your bum hum and your hips sway).

Question:
What does it taste like?

SMART(fx):
Phenomenal and very unique!

That's what differentiates SMART(fx) and makes it authentic.

Question:
How much can I drink?

SMART(fx):
You can knock back as much or as little as you wish. Guzzlers inhale an entire bottle in one fell swoop; the delicate breed savours the joy of prolonged consumption of a single bottle in multiple servings. So, are you a two-fisted slosher or does your pinky protrude from the teacup handle? We're not pinky-phobic ...

Question:
Can SMART(fx) increase my sex drive?

SMART(fx):
Pour yourself a stiff one.

Question:
Do I add water to this?

SMART(fx):
Unless you're mixing SMART(fx) with your favourite spirit, give me one good reason for diluting its incredible, 'kick-you-in-the-pants', 'wake-you-up', bold taste.

Question:
What is the shelf life?

SMART(fx):
It is pasteurized and has at least a one year shelf life. After opening, it will keep for several days in the fridge. Shake well before opening to stir the natural goodness.

Take it off the shelf and drink it, for crying out loud!

Question:
Where is it sold?

SMART(fx):
Health stores, fitness centres, convenience stores, cafes, delis, drug stores, corporate cafeterias, grocery stores, golf clubs and other sporting facilities, anywhere that a beverage could conceivably be sold. Ask for it by name.

If it’s not where you want it to be, let us know and we’ll get it there. Click here to give us more info.

Question:
How long has it been around?

SMART(fx):
Frankly, I’m not aware of life existing before SMART(fx).

Question:
What are the herbs supposed to do?

SMART(fx) Politically Correct Answer:
We'll leave this to the natural health professionals, BUT, for thousands of years, each of the herbal extracts chosen have been known for various positive effects on the human immune system, energy levels and mental alertness. Click here for more.

Question:
Why do you call SMART(fx) the greatest beverages in the world?

SMART(fx):
Because they are.

Question:
I’m having trouble finding it in my area. Can you help me?

SMART(fx):
Please leave us your name, phone number, and email address along with what city you live in and we will gladly provide you with a list of convenient retailers, if not, we'll deliver SMART(fx) to your door. Please remember to include the closest major intersection to your home as well as any comments regarding SMART(fx).